MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 008   |   STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into unauthorized workplace festivities, suspicious costume budgets, and the alarming transformation of casual office fun into competitive warfare. 01. The Incident Report It started with an innocent email from Human Resources....

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 007   |   STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into unanswered invitations, suspicious attendance estimates, and the alarming disappearance of basic event etiquette. 01. The Incident Report It begins with an invitation. A perfectly reasonable invitation containing a date,...

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 006   |   STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into unauthorized refrigerator access, suspicious breakroom behavior, and the disappearance of perfectly innocent leftovers. 01. The Incident Report It was a perfectly ordinary Tuesday. The office printer was malfunctioning,...

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 005   |   STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into suspicious calendar invitations, missing agendas, and the systematic theft of productive working hours. 01. The Incident Report It begins with a notification. A calendar invitation appears on your screen, informing you that your...

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 004   |   STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into suspicious arrival estimates, missing accountability, and the unexplained disappearance of punctuality. 01. The Incident Report The reservation is at seven. You confirmed the plans on Monday, sent a reminder on Thursday, and...

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 003   |   STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into the unauthorized creation of digital communities and the alarming disappearance of personal peace. 01. The Incident Report It happens without warning. You’re minding your business, enjoying a rare moment of peace, when...

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 002   |   STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into the unsolicited audio documentaries invading innocent people’s inboxes. 01. The Incident Report It begins innocently enough. Your phone buzzes, you glance at the screen, and there it is. A voice message. Not fifteen...

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 001   |   STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into the alarming decline of common courtesy. 01. The Incident Report Somewhere between the invention of the smartphone and the rise of people filming themselves in grocery stores, basic manners apparently packed a suitcase and...