Meet Tessa. Part advice columnist, part professional red-flag detector, and entirely too opinionated to keep quiet. Welcome to Menace by Tessa, where we talk love, life, boundaries, bad decisions, and the audacity of people who really should know better. Expect brutally honest advice, a little sarcasm, plenty of laughs, and the occasional reality check nobody asked for but probably needed. Come for the advice. Stay for the attitude. ♡
For the Version of You That Knows Better
You’re Not Confused. You Just Don’t Like the Answer.
Before You Get Comfortable Here
Consider This Your Sign
October 27, 2026
The Writing Has Been on the Wall
Long before something falls apart, there are usually signs that it’s heading in that direction. They don’t always arrive...
October 26, 2026
Case #008: Who Started the Office Halloween Costume Competition?
MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 008 | STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into unauthorized workplace...
October 26, 2026
The Fairytale Was Missing a Few Pages
Most of us grew up believing some version of a fairytale. Maybe it came from movies, storybooks, songs, or the relationships we watched...
October 25, 2026
Walking Away Changed Everything
There was a time when I believed walking away would ruin everything I’d worked so hard to build. I thought leaving meant starting...
Is liking your ex's thirst traps cheating?
- Absolutely. Why are you still shopping in the clearance section? (0%, 0 Votes)
- Nope. A like isn't a marriage proposal. Relax. (0%, 0 Votes)
- Depends. Is it a like or are you auditioning for a sequel? (0%, 0 Votes)
- Cheating? Maybe not. Embarrassing? Absolutely. (0%, 0 Votes)
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GOT DRAMA? TESSA'S LISTENING.
Situationships, red flags, family chaos, or someone with entirely too much audacity? Spill the tea. Tessa has thoughts, and she’s not afraid to share them.

Real talk, raw truths, red flags, and the kind of advice your group chat should’ve given you. We’re talking love, life, boundaries, bad decisions, and the audacity of it all. A little sass, a lot of honesty, and absolutely no sugarcoating. Welcome to Menace by Tessa, where the standards are high and the filter is nonexistent.



