Public Nuisances

Some people wake up and choose violence against everyone’s last functioning nerve. From speakerphone conversations in public and shopping carts abandoned in parking spaces to unsolicited opinions, questionable etiquette, and people who treat shared spaces like their personal living rooms, Public Nuisances puts everyday annoyances on public notice. Names have been withheld to protect the ridiculous, but the side-eye is very much intentional.

Public Nuisances

Nobody Ordered a Concert From Your Car Stereo

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 008   |   STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of unauthorized parking lot concerts, aggressive bass levels, and the mysterious belief that owning a subwoofer automatically makes the entire neighborhood part of your fan club. 01. The Disturbance It begins at...

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Being Mysterious Is Not the Same as Having No Personality

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS UNSOLICITED OBSERVATIONS OBSERVATION NO. 007   |   COMPLETELY UNREQUESTED An unsolicited examination of manufactured intrigue, emotionally unavailable aesthetics, and the increasingly popular belief that refusing to reveal anything about yourself automatically makes you fascinating. 01. The Observation...

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Stop Having Family Reunions in the Middle of Costco

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 007   |   STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of spontaneous warehouse reunions, unauthorized family conferences, and the alarming belief that a Costco membership includes exclusive rights to conduct extended social gatherings beside the rotisserie chickens. 01....

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Your Dog Is Adorable. Your Uncollected Dog Poop Isn’t

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 006   |   STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of abandoned dog poop, suspiciously distracted pet owners, and the extraordinary belief that responsible dog ownership ends immediately after the leash has been attached. 01. The Disturbance It begins on a beautiful...

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The Parking Lot Is Not Your Personal Storage Unit

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 005   |   STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of abandoned furniture, unauthorized parking lot storage, and the mysterious belief that shared asphalt comes with unlimited complimentary warehouse space. 01. The Disturbance It begins on an otherwise ordinary Monday...

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Please Stop Blocking the Entire Grocery Aisle

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 004   |   STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of unauthorized aisle conferences, shopping cart barricades, and the baffling belief that the grocery store is an appropriate location for a family reunion. 01. The Disturbance It begins on an otherwise ordinary Sunday...

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Nobody Wants to Hear Your TikTok at Full Volume

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 003   |   STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of unsolicited TikTok audio, public scrolling sessions, and the alarming belief that an entire waiting room should be forced to experience somebody else’s For You Page. 01. The Disturbance It begins in the...

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The Shopping Cart Isn’t Going to Return Itself

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 002   |   STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of abandoned shopping carts, questionable parking lot decisions, and the mysterious inability of otherwise functioning adults to return wheeled equipment to its designated location. 01. The Disturbance It begins in the...

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Your Speakerphone Conversation Is Not a Community Event

MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 001   |   STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of unsolicited public conversations, aggressive speakerphone usage, and the alarming belief that complete strangers are interested in participating in somebody else’s personal business. 01. The Disturbance It...

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