Nobody Ordered a Concert From Your Car Stereo
MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS PUBLIC NUISANCES PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 008 | STATUS: ON NOTICE An ongoing examination of unauthorized parking lot concerts, aggressive bass levels, and the mysterious belief that owning a subwoofer automatically makes the entire neighborhood part of your fan club. 01. The Disturbance It begins at...
Stop Visiting Places You’ve Outgrown
Growth has a strange way of making familiar places feel unfamiliar. The conversations that once excited you begin to drain you. The habits you once defended start to feel heavy. The people, environments, and patterns that once felt like home suddenly no longer fit. Yet instead of embracing that change, many of us keep returning …...
He Says Marriage Is Just a Piece of Paper. We Have Three Kids
MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS DEAR TESSA LOVE, LIES & RED FLAGS LETTER NO. 022 | LOVE IS COMPLICATED They’ve spent eleven years building a family, raising three children, and sharing nearly every responsibility that comes with marriage. But when she asks about making it official, he insists the commitment they already have...
The Pressure to Have a Perfect Holiday Is Getting Ridiculous
MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS UNSOLICITED OBSERVATIONS OBSERVATION NO. 011 | COMPLETELY UNREQUESTED An unsolicited examination of holiday perfectionism, aggressively coordinated decorations, and the increasingly exhausting expectation that every festive gathering should resemble a professionally produced seasonal advertisement....
The Problem Didn’t Start Yesterday
It’s easy to believe that problems begin the day they finally become impossible to ignore. The argument that ended the relationship. The burnout that made you quit your job. The health scare that forced you to slow down. The financial crisis that emptied your savings. We point to the moment everything fell apart because it’s...
Case #007: The Investigation Into People Who Never RSVP
MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS THE CASE FILES CASE NO. 007 | STATUS: CLOSED An ongoing investigation into unanswered invitations, suspicious attendance estimates, and the alarming disappearance of basic event etiquette. 01. The Incident Report It begins with an invitation. A perfectly reasonable invitation containing a date,...
The Hardest Part Was Letting Go of Who I Used to Be
I always thought becoming a better version of myself would be about learning new things. I imagined it would mean picking up healthier habits, setting bigger goals, and gaining more confidence along the way. While all of that became part of the journey, I discovered something I never expected. The hardest part wasn’t becoming...
A Masterclass in Bad Decisions
Some people don’t just make bad decisions—they turn them into a recurring series. Every season brings a new avoidable problem, a new dramatic story, and somehow, a new reason why none of it is their responsibility. After a while, you stop being surprised and start recognizing the pattern. Watching it unfold feels less like real...
I Told Two Different Lies and Now They’re Colliding
MENACE BY TESSA PRESENTS DEAR TESSA CHAOS, CHOICES & CONSEQUENCES LETTER NO. 021 | THE COLLIDING COVER STORIES She told her family she’d received a major promotion so they’d stop worrying about her career. She told her coworkers she had a serious boyfriend so they’d stop asking about her dating life....
Stop Living Beneath Your Potential
There comes a point when you have to ask yourself an uncomfortable question: Am I living the life I’m capable of, or just the life I’ve become comfortable accepting? That’s not meant to create guilt. It’s meant to create awareness. So many people aren’t limited by talent, intelligence, or...
